Eat Here! NOW!

HEY, KIDS KIDS KIDS AHHGH! Do you love eating in a loud crowded environment filled with children who are either throwing up falling down crying of just screaming at the top of their lungs because they got a paper cut on the tickets or don't have enough for the big cheap-O prize? Then you will absolutely positively love Chuck-E-Cheese!Its a wonderful dining experience for ages, trust me that's i had my wedding, uncles funeral (in the ball pit)! Chuck-E-Cheese has a wonderful selection of food including the pizza, a small pizza, bread sticks, a salad bar, and sticky stuff on the floor! Still not convinced? Well here a Chuck-E-Cheese we also offer television with not just that boring sports crap, no we have sesame street style rap music videos on repeat twenty four seven! We also are sponsored by eight foot tall mechanical rat who's eyes almost all of time malfunction, causing them to close his curtain. Even if that is to happen to you Chucky comes out from the back room somehow about two feet shorter than usual, and gives you HUGS while staring at you with a blank demented, eyes, cool huh? You can even play terrible arcade games spending one hundred dollars to win those one hundred tickets just to get that ten dollar toy they used to have at Goodwill. So get get your lazy rump down here NAUGH! You Should Eat Here! Do it NAUGH!